NBA Crimes and Punishment open the second half of March 30's show, with Big Z making a jailbreak back to Cleveland and Gilbert Arenas getting a return to Washington next season. A brief history of football players in pro wrestling follows, provoked by Bill Goldberg potentially bringing Shawne Merriman with him on a return to WWE. NFL trade speculation continues after that, primarily swirling around Brandon Marshall. UFC 111 results are discussed in the 4th, with a little extra ridicule for Jon Fitch making noise like he's ready to cross the boss. Monta Ellis's delusions of grandeur (spoiled by Scott for both of our listeners earlier) headline the Epic Fails. Excised music: "Cover Me" by Bruce Springsteen and "Let the Madness Begin" by Fozzy.