4 Quarters Radio February 8

The first-quarter curriculum for February 8:
--Scott starts off all alone in his review of Super Bowl XLVI, discussing who really dug the 12-men-on-the-field approach and how Ahmad Bradshaw made the most of an alien circumstance. Once Logan shows up, they make sure to get their shots in on the absent Mack, whose Patriots came up limp. After some studio business complaints, they finally get back on task, noting just how close the Patriots have really come to being the Buffalo Bills.

1st Intermission: "Slight Work" by Wale ft. Big Sean.

The second-quarter curriculum:
--Scott and Logan continue with Super Bowl aftermath, talking about the Hall of Fame credentials of Eli Manning and Tom Coughlin. Coughlin, in particular, merits some scrutiny based on some underplayed similarities between him and another coach who's considered a Canton lock.
--Getting off the game, the fellas discuss all the other Super Bowl pageantry (halftime, commercials, etc.) and the idea of giving a car a pearl necklace figures prominently. (Don't ask, just listen.)
--Scott calls out ex-co-host Bobby for making weak declarations in regards to the career of Ricky Williams.
--In Whodaman, Scott has to give respect for a golfer who remembers his manners after a lecture from Mum.

Halftime Show: "Songs About Your Girlfriend" by Los Campesinos.

The third-quarter curriculum:
--Scott is joined by MTSU basketball coach Kermit Davis, and the coach isn't terribly pleased with Scott's line of questioning after two losses in three games. The Denver game and the forthcoming bout with Western Kentucky are primary topics.
--After the interview, Scott examines the bracketologists' projections, and the matchups aren't quite as promising as what they would have been the prior week.

3rd Intermission: "In the Middle of the Game (Don't Change the Play)" by Betty Wright and the Roots.

The fourth-quarter curriculum:
--Completely freestyling the fourth quarter, Scott starts off with a little morality discussion regarding M.I.A.'s middle finger heard round the world.
--The topic turns to Vegas's latest football bet, the future home of Peyton Manning. Scott's pet dark horse isn't getting serious money, but is being discussed in its local media.
--In the Epic Fails, Scott points and laughs at a "pro" basketball league whose "players" are so "talented," they allow their opponents to break two hundy in a regulation game.

Postgame Show: "Just Like Tiger Woods" by Steel Panther.

4 Quarters Radio: September 30 2nd Quarter

The second-quarter curriculum for September 30:
--Bobby shows up in time to weigh in on developments in fantasy football, including his team having another disappointing week. The two start off with a possible nominee for early Fantasy MVP.
--Traditionally dominant fantasy defenses get examined to see exactly why they're getting lit up.
--The Titans' early-season start gets a little scrutiny and some wonderment over why exactly everyone's surprised. Back on the fantasy tip, Scott and Bobby weigh whether it's time to give up on Chris Johnson.
--In Whodaman, Bobby coins a word that we don't hear nearly often enough. Scott honors guys who did something that doesn't happen nearly EVER.

Featured music: "Sweat" by Hard-Fi.

4 Quarters Radio: January 14 3rd Quarter

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The third-quarter curriculum for January 14:
--The fellas talk about other results from Wild Card Weekend, and somehow, Tony Dungy gets blame for a loss. Not literally, but Jim Caldwell gets very little credit for anything.
--Bobby gets salt rubbed in the wound after the Eagles' loss to Green Bay, as the discussion even veers back toward the Minnesota game.
--The guys ponder how far is too far when it comes to talking trash. Bobby even anticipates a feminine field invasion. For Logan's part, he's perfectly fine with profanity...but one could probably guess that by now.
--The AFC divisional rivalries are compared, and the guys come to a decision on which is more entertaining. Then, all four games are forecast.

Excised music: "Sick of You" by Cake.

4 Quarters Radio: December 16 3rd Quarter

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The third-quarter curriculum for December 16:
--Bobby checks in from Nashville to celebrate his victory in the Great UFC Wing Wager. The UFC 124 results are analyzed, including the cat-playing-with-a-ball-of-yarn that was St. Pierre over Koscheck. Bobby even comes out and calls GSP a nerd.
--For Fantasy Football Gloat/Bitch Day, Bobby and Scott commiserate over their losers' bracket status, and Scott even tries to broker a deal.
--The guys compare the consecutive-game records in each of the major sports, trying to decide how impressive Grampa's run is in comparison. Jim Marshall's impressive history gets some special discussion.
--The collapse of the Metrodome gets examined for conspiracies. Both Scott and Bobby both offer theories about the identity of the mysterious golf-cart driver.
--Scott bemoans the Bears getting buried in the snow by the Patriots, and both guys share a chuckle over the sad disappearance of Randy Moss.
--Tripping, autographs, and laughing get compared as Scott and Bobby decide which offense is most egregious.

Excised music: "This New Technology" by Midnight Juggernauts.

4 Quarters Radio: October 21 4th Quarter

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The fourth-quarter curriculum for October 21:
--The NBA's season is about to kick off, and apparently the Association's on the lookout for performance-enhancing...shoes.
--LeBron finally grows a pair and starts calling out specific people for their alleged "race" comments, even if it is just some scrubs on Twitter. Plus, the comparison between LeBron and Hulk Hogan.
--Big weeks for both Colt McCoy and Tim Tebow, and the guys analyze who's got more big weeks ahead.
--The post-Moss Patriots go under the microscope, and what seems like a ridiculous question gets a serious analysis.
--Someone had a little fun with A.J. Smith's Wikipedia page, and Scott has a little fun talking about it.
--Bobby's annoyed at a fighter for costing him a point in the Wing Wager, so he gives the ultimate penalty: an Epic Fail. Dylan doesn't get why Dunta Robinson got fined for knocking himself out, and Scott shakes his head at another Colts "liquored-up idiot kicker."
--Finally, June Cleaver speaking jive one last time.

Excised music: "Poison" by Martina Topley Bird.

4 Quarters Radio: October 7 4th Quarter

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The fourth-quarter curriculum for October 7:
--Scott, Bobby, and Dylan ponder the Randy Moss trade and examine if the Patriots may possibly have been just as desperate as the Vikings.
--Bobby gets a moment to shake his head and get bummed out by the re-emergence of Kevin Kolb. Meanwhile, Scott ponders the psychic effects that the Eagles defense may have suffered from Donovan McNabb receiving a standing ovation.
--Scott wonders if Jay Cutler's been marked for death...by his own offensive coordinator.
--A quick update of the 4 Quarters fantasy league, Scott bemoans his 1-3 start, but unveils his nefarious plan to capitalize on a pair of suspensions.
--After the 10-minute warning, Scott puts Bobby on the spot and asks him to pick a winner between the three ex-Arkansas running backs currently toiling in the NFL (Darren McFadden, Felix Jones, Peyton Hillis). No points for guessing which one he picks.
--Also no points for guessing who Bobby chooses as his Epic Fail. Dylan stays local, and Scott calls out a guy whose managerial career was one loss short of being historically terrible.

Excised music: "Stumbling Through the Dark" by the Jayhawks.