On the first half of the February 23 episode, Scott, Joseph, and Bobby break down the Tiger Woods Show. They touch on his robotic delivery, Celebrity Apology Mad Libs, the PGA Tour's enabling his behavior, and why his biggest mistake may have been getting married in the first place. In the second quarter, Scott conjures a disturbing visual of himself in a nurse's outfit, then the guys mercifully move on to a hellacious college basketball weekend. Finally, they finish up with talk of Rent-A-Center's new commercial Odd Couple, Whodaman, and Jaromir Jagr's ass. Excised music: "Like the 309" by Johnny Cash and "Donovan Said" by Brian Jonestown Massacre.